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I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! It's stupid. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. I'm back. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. 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Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Cost Analysis Calculator There is always someone worse off and better off than you. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. WE got it at Wal-mart. | 2.92 KB, GetText | OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. Then it must diepainfully. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Space is notorious for not having air. 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I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. THANKS FOR COMING! Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. This morning, my Mom came home from work. You must be caught in a time warp. Oh, well. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Now I must take my leaveand remember. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. Sometimes, it is lazy. 100% of something. I gave up in exasperation. Gambling is so much fun! Pure means, well, no extra stuff. In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Real Estate Flyers Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. Pikachu! OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. Meeting Request Templates (There's probably drugs in it). Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. This is a test, I repeat only a test. Hello, everyone! That's why. Please feel free to post your thoughts here. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. My sister. OOooooo! Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. Who am I kidding? You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? Any miniute now. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Workplace Communication Skills RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! I am going to start a protest group. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Now I do. 48 min ago Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? YouTube @Kopywriting Anyway, moving on! Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? But when it dropped I got clowned so hard for the verse and Drake ended up hating me weirdest dream I've had in a long time lmao. Oh, yeah! Is this getting confusing to you? That's funny!!!! I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. 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